Everything Burns frontman jumps over a car, survives

Posted by PP on 02/05/12

This is too crazy for me to paraphrase, so here's the press release:


The hotly anticipated second album‘Sorry to keep you waiting’ from South West metal moguls ‘Everything Burns’ was ironically almost put on hold indefinitely following a near miss between lead singer Tim Kellow and an Audi A3 after a recent gig at the Zepplin Shelter in London.


After working up a hunger at the energetic gig, Kellow crossed the central London road to pick up a KFC. “I didn’t see it was a three-way junction until it was too late,” says Kellow, “when out of the blue an Audi came racing towards me.” Leaping in a Ninja-like fashion, Kellow had no time to move out of the way so jumped up in an attempt to leap over it but the car clipped his ankles before finally stopping. Kellow spun in the air before landing dramatically on the car bonnet. Miraculously, apart from his Vans shoe going hurtling up the road, Kellow stood up and walked off, leaving onlookers in disbelief. Two of his fellow band mates who witnessed the accident said “It was horrific! We thought we’d just seen him die”. Thankfully Tim’s quick moves left him with just a bruised leg and able to tell the tale. “The irony is” said Kellow, “the KFC closed its doors before I got to the other side of the road! Gutted!”


This was almost one more in a long line of set backs the band have experienced while trying to finish their aptly named second album. First the drummer suffered a neck injury, then there were band politics that ended in the shock exit of the bass player, followed by further delays with the studio while it had a complete refit. Provided there are no more set backs and all band members stay alive over the nest few months, "Sorry to keep you waiting: part 1" is scheduled for release in September 2012.



Holy shit.

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